god damn...

irongoat81 · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 5:03 pm

man has donewaiting skid to a halt...

ain't nothin ever goin' on over here anymore!!

:whistle:

BastardSuperstar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 6:40 pm

yeah, it's smelling a lot like myspace up in this bitch . . .

catphish007 · **Joined:** Tue Jan 16, 2007 1:35 pm **Posts:** 978

I figured everyone was at sxsw, but nobody has even reported on that. Maybe I missed that thread?

BastardSuperstar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 7:59 pm

what, for the past 6 or 8 months?!?!?

dude, how long do you think south-by goes on for?

robertduffy · **Posted:** Thu Mar 24, 2011 9:19 pm

blog traffic/facebook/twitter is up, msg board is what u make it to be

bug · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2011 9:12 am

Heard any good jokes lately?

groundrules · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2011 11:04 am

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?

Doughnuts

thisoneholymedium · **Posted:** Fri Mar 25, 2011 3:52 pm

are there any good bands in town anymore

abstraction · **Posted:** Sun Mar 27, 2011 11:47 am

borbetomagus · **Joined:** Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:47 pm **Posts:** 36

The problem is you are all boring.

borbetomagus · **Joined:** Mon Mar 06, 2006 2:47 pm **Posts:** 36

The problem is you are all boring.

underspecialization · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 7:42 am

irongoat81 · **Posted:** Mon Mar 28, 2011 2:06 pm

so this guys goes into a whore house looking to get laid.. he walks up to the guy running the place and says, "i am super horny, give me your best!"..
the owner says, "look, this may be odd, but we have a parapalegic who's really good..."
the guy is skeptical at first, but agrees and has the best night of his life.. leaves very very happy.
he comes back the next week... "give me the parapalegic again!".. the owner says, "no man... i've got something better.."
"what?? better than that parapalegic?!?!..."
"yea.. follow me...".. so he takes him way in back to this little dingy room where this chicken is running around..
"here.. give this chicken a try. it's really the best".
"HUH?? you've got to be kidding.."
"seriously, you won't believe it.."
"well... i trusted you last week... alright."... he does the chicken and once again is amazed at how awesome it was.. he leaves again very happy and is now hooked on this place.
he comes back the next week and demands the chicken... "gimme the chicken!!!"
the owner says, "no.. you don't want the chicken... we have something new i think you should try"
"seriously?? alright!!..." so he follows the owner up the stairs and into this little room where all these guys are sitting around a hole on the floor. he walks up and looks down and there are these 2 girls totally going at it.. he let's out a sigh.. "woooow... that's crazy!"... one of the guys looks up and says.. "yea, this is nothing.. last week there was some guy down there banging a chicken."

thisoneholymedium · **Posted:** Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:09 pm

youve done it now irongoat81

god damn...

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