I was reading on Twitter about these kids that plan to push every person over 30 into the pond. They've started already.



What's weird, it's officially in the Comfest program so I guess it's being sponsored.

is true

i was on my way back from delta spirit tonight, cut through goodale, got to close to the pond and well

dumb kids

Hayseed musta picked some recycling last year.

Please, please, please, please leave your dogs at home. It's going to be too hot and too crowded.

I doubt they can run very quickly in those slung and strapped together Tripp pants. If the embryogoths try to toss you in the municipal meningitis pond, just use the standard embryogoth repellant. Scream "hey look out! Juggalos!"

Failing that, say to one of em:

"Hey, I remember you, you sat behind us at Lennox when my GF took me to see Twilight! You're the kid who cried!"

Only way to be sure, nuke it from orbit.

I just got my work schedule and I am fucked. Come grab me from the drive thru at Arby's on Brice Saturday night. I promise a whole unopened container of Arb-q sauce, an extra large popcorn bucket filled with curly fries and a shake.

I'm kidknapping any kid under 20, strapping them to a chair, and make them ask Gabor Klein for advice on starting a band. Then when that 2 hour session is done, Kim Fowley will appear in a purple mist and help me dunk them in the port-a-john shit hole until they sing Cherry Bomb exactly right.

Remember that of all the "Free Zones" out there, Comfest is not one of them.