dont forget mandatory hippie hosedowns

Good music on the Bozo stage!

the breasts you see at comfest this year will all be breasts you want to see.

i read on the internet that the site donewaiting was created by musicians who were done waiting to get into comfest and the entertainment committee to get its act together

As the official liason, all of your rumour are almost 100% correct.

To end Comfest, we will be playing a game called "Smash the Stash". We are randomly hiding drugs inside various places and scattering it around. Comfest attendees are encouraged to tear apart anything in order to find the stash. There may be drugs hidden in a variety of places so be sure to tear apart dead bodies, rip down trees, turn up the dirt, tear the stage apart and rip up the trash. It is all fair game. Some drugs will be toxic to seperate the pros from the rookies so don't go get completely dusted without checking/ sharing with the Macguyver of Drugs.

The dick painting station will be manned by the beautiful women of Cahoots.

In order to keep crowds down, Comfest will be operating from 9pm to 4am.

There is a "Thunderdome" stage for all of those tripping balls. DJ Howl Mockery At The Cross will be spinning "bad trip" records to help move the slaughter along. There will be a betting station and we take beer tokens only. NO REAL CURRENCY. You can start the application/ waiver process for the Thunderdome by emailing

imtrippingballs_and_imightdieviolently@ ... ghbors.net

More to come...

The General Planning Committee screwed up Comfest so bad, that even Mark Fisher quit and got "FUCKIT" plates for his car.

So which stage did they get rid of?

Ok, I was given a greenlight to release this to Donewaiting first. Duffy, where is my $200?

Marshall Barnes will have his time travel machine at Comfest. It is not a hot tub (lawsuit pending, motherfuckers). It is a tanning machine. There are 100 slots for people wanting to travel through time. There is one catch, all participants must have a below average IQ or be an all around asshole (myself not included). The reason for this is so they can (hopefully) Marty McFly themselves and eradicate their persona from history. This will be set up ala suprise reality show where many people are involved in "getting rid of" the assholes. We will snap polaroid pictures of the assholes. Once they are sent to whatever year they want to go to we will then watch their image disappear.

Marshall and Comfest have given you, posters at donewaiting, the opportunity to have first dibs on who "goes" first. He has reserved the first 10 slots for donewaiting nominations exlusively.

If you have any questions for Marshall and what SPF sunscreen you should wear, please direct them to

Iamnocrackpot@mailgspot.com

I will take the first 10 nominations...now.