Billy Cool and the Whips, bitch

I just kinda realized that your band name is like Cool Whip. Like non-dairy topping, bitch.

Your parody is outdated and makes you look dumber than the shit you make fun of.

I have a muffin top, but I wear baggy jeans. I am fat, not a . I also don't hate you. Just that song.

Fuck this boring shit, I'm going to go listen to Black Metal and break stuff in the name of Odin.

Indie bands who perform like they have somewhere else they'd rather be.

I've fortunately never had to sit through any band that I thought sucked. Was this some sort of "Saw" scenario?

I didn't see that movie, so I couldn't say.

I thought you guys liked indie rock? I wrote "OMG" so you guys would like me, but I guessed I missed the mark. What kind of songs do you like?

You're not the first person in Columbus who confused white funk with indie rock.

do your band members know you're doing this crap

Sitting through lame bands at gigs while you wait to "BRING IT" knows no style or genre. Lame bands are everywhere. Hipster bands suck too, big whoop.

I wrote a song about you writing a song about indie/C-bus rock.

Don't have it recorded yet, but here are the words.

"The only the thing worse than a band.
Is hearing your bitching so trite and bland.
When you’re getting antsy for your big shot.
So you can bore us all with retro-rock rot.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

Girl jeans don’t bother me if the tune is right.
You can smear on make-up if your band is tight.
You pretend that you're above striking a pose.
This isn’t the 70's so shove it up your nose.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

I’m just as fucking lame as any of you.
Old and in the way is what I do.
I’m done looking down on the trends today.
It’s all been done there’s nothing new to say.

Get off my lawn! Stop having fun!
Stop dressing that way! Do it my way, the only way!
I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn."

Great lyrics, slomoriot! Are you really going to make it a song?

wow, the indie rockers here are really taking offense to Billy and the Whips song.

http://billswadleyblog.beyond8ball.com/ ... 2/beck.jpg

William played the song well and sang it just fine.

I'm sure we all can agree that everyone here is just as frustrated as everyone else that everyone else's band sucks just as much as yours -- and that burns deep inside you, building into rage. You walked down the street in a panic, panicking.

And then you realize "Hey man, my shit's tight, yo."

And then Bob Newhart comes on.

Are there actual indie rockers in this town?

Hey Slowie, did you write that song yet? I did.



The only the thing worse than a band.
Is hearing your bitching so trite and bland.
When you’re getting antsy for your big shot.
So you can bore us all with retro-rock rot.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

Girl jeans don’t bother me if the tune is right.
You can smear on make-up if your band is tight.
You pretend that you're above striking a pose.
This isn’t the 70's so shove it up your nose.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

I’m just as fucking lame as any of you.
Old and in the way is what I do.
I’m done looking down on the trends today.
It’s all been done there’s nothing new to say.

Get off my lawn! Stop having fun!
Stop dressing that way! Do it my way, the only way!
I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.