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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:47 pm 
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you do realize:
it aint those hips...
or the camel toe...
or her bedhead...
it's her man face that kills it.
no bikini can make up for that.

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giraffe n a dyslexic walk in2 a bra. waiter sez, can't enter w/o a tie. all they find r jumper cables. ask, r these okay? waiter sez, don't go starting anything! have a seat n proceed 2 get faceless drunk. giraffe falls off stool. dyslexic gets up to leave, waiter sez, you cant leave that lyin there. dyslexic sez, thats not a lion, its a giraffe.


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:00 pm 
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What is a camel toe?

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:01 pm 
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redrabbit wrote:
What is a camel toe?


ohhh, i know you know. don't play coy with me.

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giraffe n a dyslexic walk in2 a bra. waiter sez, can't enter w/o a tie. all they find r jumper cables. ask, r these okay? waiter sez, don't go starting anything! have a seat n proceed 2 get faceless drunk. giraffe falls off stool. dyslexic gets up to leave, waiter sez, you cant leave that lyin there. dyslexic sez, thats not a lion, its a giraffe.


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:51 pm 
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szymuzak wrote:
redrabbit wrote:
What is a camel toe?


ohhh, i know you know. don't play coy with me.


I had to ask, on here, what a pearl necklace was. Seriously, no clue??

:oops:

Anyway, you folks must have pissed Duffy off, cause now she is on here TWICE.

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:58 pm 
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redrabbit wrote:
szymuzak wrote:
redrabbit wrote:
What is a camel toe?


ohhh, i know you know. don't play coy with me.


I had to ask, on here, what a pearl necklace was. Seriously, no clue??


come the fuck on


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:04 pm 
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ok work dudes-nsfw-ish






















































































































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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:01 pm 
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redrabbit wrote:
Anyway, you folks must have pissed Duffy off, cause now she is on here TWICE.


she's been on twice since the beginning. they bought two ads.

and i could care less if people think the lady is attractive or not, cuz the $ is all the same...

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:34 pm 
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robertduffy wrote:
redrabbit wrote:
Anyway, you folks must have pissed Duffy off, cause now she is on here TWICE.


she's been on twice since the beginning. they bought two ads.

and i could care less if people think the lady is attractive or not, cuz the $ is all the same...


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Fri Aug 01, 2008 8:07 pm 
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'ey elroy, i gotcha a present:

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not that i don't totally appreciate it, man - you know i'm always thrilled that someone's thinking of me, fer true - and no offense here, i'm just asking, like, hypothetically - but am. app. prints out gift receipts, yeh?

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 6:04 pm 
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its the fact that they didnt airbrush out that little camel toe hump. ugh. :oops: :oops: :oops:



What? That's the best part! If you have a Sloppy Joe and you take away the Joe, all you got left is the Sloppy. You can count on that.

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:06 pm 
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:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:21 pm 
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NerNerNerNer wrote:
:oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:

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Hello new screen saver...

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:39 pm 
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I saw someone wearing a similar swimsuit at Zoobeezi Bay except she looked like an old leather glove. Actually, it was Iggy Pop since he had all his clothes stolen.


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Wed Aug 06, 2008 12:18 pm 
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is that the girl who killed herself in rules of atraction?


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 3:39 pm 
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THE NEW FUCKIN AD IS EVEN WORSE (ESSENTIALS--ESSENTIALLY NAUSEATING).
NO MATTER HOW MANY SCANTILY CLAD GIRLS IN TUBE SOCKS YOU PUT AROUND THAT DUDE, NOBODY ACTUALLY BELIEVES HE'S GETTING LAID.
IT IS A MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY.

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giraffe n a dyslexic walk in2 a bra. waiter sez, can't enter w/o a tie. all they find r jumper cables. ask, r these okay? waiter sez, don't go starting anything! have a seat n proceed 2 get faceless drunk. giraffe falls off stool. dyslexic gets up to leave, waiter sez, you cant leave that lyin there. dyslexic sez, thats not a lion, its a giraffe.


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 4:21 pm 
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szymuzak wrote:
THE NEW FUCKIN AD IS EVEN WORSE (ESSENTIALS--ESSENTIALLY NAUSEATING).
NO MATTER HOW MANY SCANTILY CLAD GIRLS IN TUBE SOCKS YOU PUT AROUND THAT DUDE, NOBODY ACTUALLY BELIEVES HE'S GETTING LAID.
IT IS A MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY.

one of them's a dude?

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Fri Aug 08, 2008 2:55 pm 
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unpossibles wrote:
szymuzak wrote:
THE NEW FUCKIN AD IS EVEN WORSE (ESSENTIALS--ESSENTIALLY NAUSEATING).
NO MATTER HOW MANY SCANTILY CLAD GIRLS IN TUBE SOCKS YOU PUT AROUND THAT DUDE, NOBODY ACTUALLY BELIEVES HE'S GETTING LAID.
IT IS A MATHEMATICAL IMPOSSIBILITY.

one of them's a dude?



okay, okay, a girl with a moustcahe...but in my book, that still counts as a dude.

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giraffe n a dyslexic walk in2 a bra. waiter sez, can't enter w/o a tie. all they find r jumper cables. ask, r these okay? waiter sez, don't go starting anything! have a seat n proceed 2 get faceless drunk. giraffe falls off stool. dyslexic gets up to leave, waiter sez, you cant leave that lyin there. dyslexic sez, thats not a lion, its a giraffe.


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Sat Aug 09, 2008 3:55 pm 
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Closer to porn than I imagined. The 2nd girl down on the left in the above link, Avy, is Avy Lee Roth, porn star and supposed daughter of David Lee Roth. At least, that's what someone told me. :o

The girl from the ad who started this thread, who I believe from the link above goes by the name Mele, has a full page ad with 3 pictures on the inside back page of this week's The Other Paper.

It's an American Apparel world.


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 8:49 am 
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I am assuming the originator of this post is of GQ model status.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 9:12 am 
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Trixie wrote:
I am assuming the originator of this post is of GQ model status.


Not quite but they were a centerfold in the july '88 issue of Top Shelf Pussy


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 10:12 am 
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Trixie wrote:
I am assuming the originator of this post is of GQ model status.

Come on, Trix: dudes can look like a sasquatch* and still feel compelled to proclaim a woman ugly. It's the 'Merkin way, dontcha know? Also, sexism is dead.

* I'm not saying cruise looks like a sasquatch, just that it's not uncommon to hear dumpy dudes say "no fat chicks" or whatever.

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Mon Aug 11, 2008 6:14 pm 
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I'm sure it never occurred to that woman while she was posing for provocative fashion photos that she'd be judged on/for her looks.


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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 3:37 am 
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Hello
all girls are looking so Hot and its dress its so amazing i have no word to say that

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:47 am 
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Symond steve wrote:
Hello
all girls are looking so Hot and its dress its so amazing i have no word to say that



my new favorite poster.

no shit.

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 Post subject: Re: that american apparel SWIM chick is horrible looking
PostPosted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 5:48 am 
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can you please come to the politics threads? pretty please?

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