Wow.

Surely this must be part of the Black Deer Antler Kids movement, which recently replaced the Blue Jesus Buffalo Fish craze. They have a song simply titled "Bear", which clearly anticipated the current rush of Black Ghost Wolf Bear bands. Which webkinz animal are you going to name your next band? Good luck. Animal Collective, already upped the ante. Want to be a hit? Start booking shows at the Zoo.

I already have had a band called "Bearwolf the Wolfbear Band" for over a year. So there.

This is not a joke.

And as a matter of fact, I did see an Antlers tour poster that just had a picture of a bear on it. The bear didn't have Antlers for some reason. Can someone who's really smart and not into "indie" music at all write a treatise on fake/attempted animism in contemporary band names???

Please.