hahaha.. i posted this on my facebook and all these guys started calling me a pussy cause i didn't kick his ass.. wtf
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| Author: | irongoat81 [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 2:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Homeless Attack!! |
so i left early yesterday for a dentist appointment. i was walking down high st and i could hear screaming. figured it was a couple having it out or whatever. i turn down Rich st and i hear the screaming getting closer. i actually walked by the door i'm supposed to turn in to go to my car. the yelling was distracting me.. i turn to go back to the door and there's a crazy guy running at me screaming "WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING?! YOU ASSHOLE!! GET THE FUCK OVER HERE!" it was a balls out, absolutely batshit kind of screaming. i ran to the door, ran in and straight up the stairs to my car. luckily i was close enough and a little faster then nut job.. even though i just had foot surgery 3 mths ago. i heard the voice still behind me, but i was in my car and flying. he must've turned back but damn that was nerve wracking. crazy homeless people... jesus. |
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| Author: | abstraction [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Homeless Attack!! |
| Author: | Sullen V. Hement [ Tue Dec 28, 2010 8:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Homeless Attack!! |
"don't eat the brown acid" |
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| Author: | underspecialization [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:38 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Homeless Attack!! |
Maybe he was screaming at the weather. |
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| Author: | irongoat81 [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 2:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Homeless Attack!! |
hahaha.. i posted this on my facebook and all these guys started calling me a pussy cause i didn't kick his ass.. wtf
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| Author: | robotboy [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 5:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Homeless Attack!! |
That's always a good time. I feel your pain, as I am a crazy bum magnet. I even had an encounter yesterday at the train station. Here are just a few of many examples: Las Vegas (late night/early morning on the strip) Wild-eyed, bearded meth-head says to me, "Can I have a smoke?" I hand him two and ask if he needs a light. His eyes get even wider and he starts screaming, "I'm gonna kill you, lip skin!" He chases me down the strip for almost a block. I am drunk and running. San Diego (while enjoying a bloody mary in Seaport Village): Wild-eyed dude in a ripped suit says to me, "God has a plan for you." I say, "Thank you." He says that god is going to bring floods and then burn all my lady friends till they're dead (I was with my wife and her sister). I say, "No he's not." He proceeds to yell to everyone else at the restaurant that I am the president of NAMBLA. Police escort him away. Columbus (Short North) Chill bum says to me, "Hey my brother." I say, "Hey." "Lemme ask you somethin'," he says. "Both our heads could be wine bottles. We could go out for food. We could live life, man. Then when you don't expect it, I take you to the desert and I cut you. I stick you." He pulls out a tiny knife and I run. Columbus (Gay St. walking to The Bucket for practice with a 6 pack in hand) Crazy bum lady (some of you may know her as Queenie) says to me, "That's a lot of beer." I say, "Yeah but I need it. It's my medicine." She stares at me all offended, then whips down her pants, squats and starts peeing while staring me in the eye. I lock the Bucket's front door behind me. |
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| Author: | coydog [ Wed Dec 29, 2010 8:00 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Homeless Attack!! |
Lip Skin? Well, then... |
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| Author: | irongoat81 [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:19 pm ] |
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| Author: | irongoat81 [ Thu Dec 30, 2010 1:24 pm ] |
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| Author: | Riko [ Fri Dec 31, 2010 4:29 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Homeless Attack!! |
I was walking up to the pier in Ocean Beach (San Diego) two years ago and a homeless guy with a sack of oranges started yelling at me incoherently. I kinda shrugged at him and he angrily tried to chuck one of his oranges at me. But he threw like a little kid, the orange smacking the ground directly in front of him. I laughed, turned my back on him and started walking up the steps to the pier. Then I heard him grunt and felt an orange hit me on the back of my heel. I looked over my shoulder, saw two cops walking up to the guy, and continued on my way. |
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