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Joined: Thu Apr 17, 2003 10:08 am Posts: 7907 Location: Brooklyn, NY
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I .... uh... know someone... who has done a metric shit ton of various psychedelic substances as well as studied several martial arts, and ... he.. has never once had the urge to rip the heart and eyes out of someone devil-possessed and then eat them.
Besides, who the hell can eat all that while shrooming?
Stories like this give drugs a bad name, although personally I think they should encourage more MMAs to trip their balls out while locked in a giant cage and sell the hilarious results on PPV.
_________________ "The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other... involves orcs." - Kung Fu Monkey
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