”My client was trying to silence the devil,” attorney James Fallman said, according to the Times-Standard.

The subject title is a bit vague for a story this crazy.

In a nutshell, these guys drank mushroom tea and became convinced that a giant tidal wave was going to bring about the end of days if they did not stop it by killing the devil. Turns out that the devil was actually working from inside one of the bros so the other decided to win the Armageddon by removing his friend's heart, eyes and face and boiling them. They just happened to be mixed martial arts sparring partners.

Seems like they we not privy to the effects of what they were ingesting. Sad story, a true nightmare.

At least the devil is dead.

I .... uh... know someone... who has done a metric shit ton of various psychedelic substances as well as studied several martial arts, and ... he.. has never once had the urge to rip the heart and eyes out of someone devil-possessed and then eat them.

Besides, who the hell can eat all that while shrooming?

Stories like this give drugs a bad name, although personally I think they should encourage more MMAs to trip their balls out while locked in a giant cage and sell the hilarious results on PPV.

This was a story last week on Weedsteeler.com. Sayin'.

some people just can't handle their drugs.