I've had this bastard for like 3 days now, and it seems like it'll be at least 2 more until it reaches maturity. Any tips?

I'd say that under the circumstances, this should probably be placed into the Hype section.

Ween - Papa Zit

Papa zit, go
Who's yo papa papa zit
Where's yo mama papa zit
Listen to papa papa zit
Where's yo mama papa zit

This is the shit
Chew tobacco papa zit
Two chewbaccas papa zit
Who's yo papa papa zit
Where's yo mama papa zit

This is the shit
Who's yo papa papa zit
Where's yo mama papa zit
Listen to papa papa zit
Who's yo mama papa zit

This is the shit
Chew tobacco papa zit
Two chewbaccas papa zit
Who's yo papa papa zit
Where's yo mama papa zit

This is the shit this is the shit

Done and done