In light of this most recent coal mining tragedy, I am boycotting charcoal. I really enjoy the smoky goodness thy charcoal adds to my prime cuts, but I don't think it's worth putting miner's lives in peril. It's gas for me from here on out!

Update:

Boycott's over!


Id'nt a about time, for a tasty cut of meat,
can't be beat, on my weber
no matter the weather, grillin' and chillin'
and eating and beatin' my meatin's
ain't shame in my game, gas is lame –
I need hot coals for my beefy enjoyables

I need hot coals for my beefy enjoyables –
don't make me repeat myself, get the hearin' aid off the shelf,
put it on, shut up, while I tell you about my grilling technique
Cause I'm doin' it twice a week!

I learned this much from my buddy Jeff, he's a master outdoor chef,
he got skills that'll make you drool, fuel,
he like charcoal the best, but chips 'o hickory pass the test

He got a brand new gas grill, never been used,
cause it won't make tasty foods smoky (he won it int a raffle) Okay dokay!
Dude! he gonna pissed when he hears this,
he don't like rappin', he only likes when people be singin shit

Silly Troll and the Whips, bitch.

I really feel it's the right thing to do. Imma make a sacrifice too. All I have is a weber grill, so how I'm gonna cook my tasty USDA's now? I haven't figured it out yet, and you know what? It doesn't matter. I'll figure that out down the road. Right now, I feel employing a boycott on charcoal is the right thing to do today!

wood.



then again, the thing you're boycotting is wood too, so...

If you are going to , at least think of something new and/or funny.

Are we sure that this isn't Philbert Ooper?

I burn the corpses of my enemies

I'm boycotting using charcoal to cook fresh beefs and pork. I think it's a place where a sacrifice can easily be made. Electricity is more important. The benefits outweigh the risks. It's line that everyone must draw for themselves.

I don't know what you're getting at.

i don't know what's worse

the concept that you don't get it

or

the concept that you think this joke is funny

boycott kohl's

billy coal and the boycotts, bitch

I get it. You guys either don't care about miners, or you don't have any better ideas for reducing the use of coals. My idea makes you feel uncomfortable.

CHARCOAL MINERS KILLED MY PARENTS, MOTHERFUCKER!

no, i don't use charcoal. after they killed my parents i chased out all the charcoal miners and shut down all the mines on the big rock candy mountain.

touche

i didn't chase them away. but i would've got away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids.

so, just looked over your quote of unpossibles up there and how you intentionally deleted the last sentence. so you're just making a really bad joke about people dying. good job. i really thought you might just be that stupid for a minute.

So, I guess I could assume that this thread is not the most retarded thread around.