what's just THEE biggest pile of worthless crap that you actually made it all the way to the end of over the last couple of years? and why?

it's been a little while, but man, i just can't see ANYthing dethroning ghost rider anytime soon . . .

ultraviolet
aeon flux
hitman
equilibrium

and those were in a row. it was a bad couple of days.

Poison Ivy 3 ...fucking HILARIOUS.

Netflix streaming allows you to watch all kinds of stupid shit without the guilt.

My old lady and I both felt that Tropic Thunder was a pretty big waste of time. I thought is was all down hill after the director blew himself up. I've sat through a bunch of off-brand Blockbuster movies that suck, but luckily I cant remember anything about them.

August Rush.

My first clue should have been when I saw "Robin Williams" appear in the opening credits. But I kept watching it. It had it's almost redeemable moments here and there, but... jesus, what a schlocky crap schmaltz fest that was, which sucked because it had potential to be a good story.

that x-files movie that came out last year. i hated it so much and i was a pretty big xfiles dork back in the day...

I was told that Dan in Real Life was pretty good. I watched it and have since lost a friend.

Joy Ride 2- Never watched the first one. I don't know what I was thinking. The Nikki Sixx rocker lookin' dude annoyed the shit outta me.

Lone Star State of Mind- It has Joshua Jackson in it. 4 friends told me that I had to watch it because it was SUPPOSEDLY funny. It's probably the worst movie I've ever watched. That Joshua dude is a horrible actor.

Blood Diner- It's an old 80's horror/comedy flick. I wanted to watch it just for the naked Karate scene. Even that was disappointing.




Oh, and for you Dan In Real Life hataz, I thought it was a touching movie.

How did Dan In Real Life suck? It was kind of low budget, but I thought the acting was great. Dane Cook was really good. AND I HATE.......HATE DANE COOK. Can't stand him. I thought it was a "cute" movie. Also, I thought it was funny. I'm a dork though........

While we're saying last couple of years... Spiderman 3.

Oh. My. God.

I almost walked out of the theater 3 separate times during that movie, but didn't because a)it was really hot outside, b) it was air-conditioned in there, and c) i simply didn't have anywhere else to be and someone else was watching the kids.

The International. Tom Twyker's far from perfect, but I never thought I'd see the day when he'd make a boring movie, let alone one about Clive Own and Naomi Watts battling the bloodlust of giant corporations. The trailer looked bad, the reviews were bad, but I thought it would at least be fun as a big dumb action movie. Instead, it was as dull as sitting through a 2-hour business meeting. 2nd worst movie I've ever seen in a theater, after the new X-Files one (which was pretty much a rejected CSI: Miami: Brazil script sloppily transplanted into the X-Files universe).

agree with tim on hitman...it was horrible

out done only by max payne


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any movie that ends in a showdown featuring mark wahlberg and beau fucking bridges should be exhibit A at the director's death sentencing

how can you make a video game movie be boring? isn't the point to just shoot and blow shit up for 78 minutes after the first 15 minutes of "scary" back story?

How could you not love Blood Diner? It's a spoof on Blood Feast, and is amazing in it's absolute craptacularness. Perhaps you need better weed.

Freedomland.

I have a hard time turning off anything with Samuel L. in it.

the mark david chapman biopic chapter 27 was a mostly a turd, but still not as unforgivable as ghost rider . . .