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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 5:45 am 
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http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com

This blog is currently a segment of the Columbus Hip Hop community's favorite thing.
Its pretty damn funny.

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 9:36 am 
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this is really damn racist...and spot on.

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I don't like standing still at concerts. Some of my friends do and it drives me bonkers.

MOVE GODDAMMIT.


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PostPosted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 12:57 pm 
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corggirl wrote:
I don't like standing still at concerts. Some of my friends do and it drives me bonkers.

MOVE GODDAMMIT.


Weren't you sitting on the floor an the TNV show?

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redrabbit wrote:
corggirl wrote:
I don't like standing still at concerts. Some of my friends do and it drives me bonkers.

MOVE GODDAMMIT.


Weren't you sitting on the floor an the TNV show?


hey that's different than standing.

now stop stalking :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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now stop stalking :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


I think "stalking" might be another white people's fave.

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I stalk gourmet sandwiches.

I can see Cookie right now.

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blammo wrote:
robertduffy wrote:
now stop stalking :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:


I think "stalking" might be another white people's fave.

well, it goes so well with messy breakups and divorces!

Anyone read the thesis comment about how the blogger is most likely a Korean or Chinese person?

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OMG. DON'T GET ME STARTED ABOUT CHOPSTICKS AND MALT LIQUOR.

I'm gonna go eat some fried chicken and take a siesta.

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redrabbit wrote:
corggirl wrote:
I don't like standing still at concerts. Some of my friends do and it drives me bonkers.

MOVE GODDAMMIT.


Weren't you sitting on the floor an the TNV show?


Sorry, guess I should have written, "I don't like standing still at concerts I like."


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corggirl wrote:
redrabbit wrote:
corggirl wrote:
I don't like standing still at concerts. Some of my friends do and it drives me bonkers.

MOVE GODDAMMIT.


Weren't you sitting on the floor an the TNV show?


Sorry, guess I should have written, "I don't like standing still at concerts I like."


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Reminds me of this

http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com

Started off funny but the more of it I read the more tired it gets.

Let me qualify this by saying the Mos Def entry is possibly the funniest thing I've read in a long time. "I don't see race."


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#9 Making you feel bad about not going outside

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http://www.npr.org/templates/story/stor ... d=33372288

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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 7:05 am 
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Was SXSW on the list?


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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 9:38 am 
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That is awesome.

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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Tue Mar 11, 2008 10:31 am 
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if you like mos def...

then you might be a white person.

if you find yourself attending graduate school...

chaaaances are you are a white person.

if you just so happen to be eating sushi...

there's a good chance... you could be a white person.

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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Tue Mar 18, 2008 11:05 pm 
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Why white people like Stuff White People Like.

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Basically, this joke breaks down as "Congratulate a white person and they will feel smugly good about themselves." It's the perfect go-to punchline for Stuff White People Like, because it's really what the site is all about. Because if there's one thing white people really like, it's pretending to poke fun at themselves while actually being allowed to feel superior.


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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 4:33 am 
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White Whine: A New White Person Complaint Every Day!
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Complaint #203

“Don’t you hate it when the masseuse is too chatty? It really ruins a good massage.”

-Whine by Jill B, submitted by Katie B

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Complaint #186

“I like the way J-Crew shirts fit me but I don’t want people to think I live on Nantucket. C’mon J-Crew, would it kill you take make something in a non-pastel? Ugh”

-Whine by Ben Bradley

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Complaint #166

“Honestly, you’d think that when my Landrover is getting worked on at the dealership they’d give me another Landrover to drive in the meantime. A Honda Accord? Really?”

-Whine by JSullivan

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Complaint #160

“Why was the year of my birth such a disappointing year for bordeaux?”

-Whine by Stephanie Garfield

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Complaint #92

“I hate it when my Forbes Magazine subscription shows up later than the newsstand copy.”

Whine by Eric Yawn

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“I’m tired of this ‘will he-won’t he’ garbage…Garth Brooks, either make a comeback or retire!”

-Whine by AJ

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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Thu May 01, 2008 5:18 am 
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David Sedaris
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hahahahahahahaha

Well, it could be worse.

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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 10:48 am 
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During the course of a white person’s education they will go through many phases including but not limited to: “awkward,” “classic rock,” and “being really into a foreign country.” Of these phases, there is only one that all white people are required to go through before they can obtain their bachelor’s degree. It is known as “Bob Marley.”

Depending on the coolness of the white person, they can experience this stage anywhere between the sixth grade and their last year of college. Regardless of when they went through this phase, every white person can tell you about the time when they had Legend on repeat. If you wish to test this theory, go to any floor in a College Dorm and there is a 100% chance you will find at least one Bob Marley poster.

It is also worth noting that white people tend get into smoking marijuana during this phase. This is why all white people view the combination of the two as one of the most pleasurable experiences on earth. But when white people really want to take it to the next level they will combine Bob Marley, Marijuana, a long weekend and some sort of notable outdoor location (beach, cottage, or patio). There are few activities on earth that are more appealing to white people.

The only acceptable reasons for declining participation are a prior engagement at a music festival or a commitment to go camping.

It’s also worth noting that when talking to white people about Bob Marley there is no need to use his surname. This is because all white people refer to him simply as “Bob.”

Since so many people are into Bob Marley, it is only natural for advanced white people to profess to only marginally liking Bob Marley (note: it is impossible for a white person to outright dislike him). Instead, these white people will claim to preferring more obscure artists like Burning Spear or Peter Tosh.

But be warned that a white person saying they like “reggae” what they really mean is “reggae from 1965-1983.”

Under no circumstances should you ever bring a white person to a dancehall reggae concert, it will frighten them.

Note: if you are talking to a white person who is really into Bob Marley, has dreadlocks, and professes to be a Rastafarian, you should end the conversation immediately. These people are of no value unless you need directions to a WTO protest or have questions about how bad a human can smell.

[FROM http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/]

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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Tue Oct 05, 2010 11:33 am 
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Under no circumstances should you ever bring a white person to a dancehall reggae concert, it will frighten them.

This made me miss Skankland for a sec....

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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 2:46 pm 
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underspecialization wrote:
Instead, these white people will claim to preferring more obscure artists like Burning Spear or Peter Tosh.
[FROM http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/]


That one hit close to home. :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: stuff white people like
PostPosted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 3:45 pm 
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That shit's funny because it's true.

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