When Jenny Mae stayed with me at my brother's place in UA for a couple of weeks during the Summer of 2010 she answered my brother's landline religiously and the telemarketers all called her Mrs. Woosley. At one point she told the cable guy that the last time she made decisions about the telephone service he beat her. When asked when she thought her husband might be back for a return call she said, "Heavens, I don't know. He's in Vegas with his girlfriend." We stayed up late and recorded goofy songs like this. Jenny gained 15 lbs and stopped falling down for a spell. This one is for Jenny's imaginary brief husband and UA sessions producer, Stephen Woosley.
_________________ People to whom nothing has ever happened cannot understand the unimportance of events.
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