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Jawbreaker · **Joined:** Fri Jun 06, 2003 1:10 pm **Posts:** 6351

This is what happens when we find the undercover narcs

jill ebenezer · **Posted:** Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:26 am

What happens is the real cops put a hood on your head and cuff you?

patradio · **Joined:** Sat Feb 03, 2007 2:19 pm **Posts:** 744

TOP article about Offramp.

http://www.theotherpaper.com/articles/2 ... 152326.txt

abstraction · **Posted:** Thu Jun 24, 2010 11:06 am

TedFromRustmoth · **Joined:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:26 pm **Posts:** 37

CPD: the safe word is 'banana'.

That OP article rocks. "The Offramp... has been just like a night at Bourbon Street or Carabar, and for years, the general committee has been saying that they don't want it to be that way."

Fuck how popular the Offramp is with the public, forget the support of the Community, the General Committee has decided what art is allowed and what is un-mutual and decadent.

The people who come to the offramp don't volunteer enough? What, you got a fucking headcount percentage to work from there, Kommissar? Or are the Party Cultural Revolution Council leaders simply stereotyping that "those goddamn punk kids" won't "grow up and volunteer to work the yoga yogurt chakra gorp booth" and "won't get off my goddamn lawn"?

"We'll show those young punk rocksters with their Sha Na Na and their The Flotation Devices and No Doubt and their The Radioed Heads. From now on, OffRamp is just for nice quiet Bluegrass like Martha and I used to listen to back in the Commune yurt."

slowmoriot · **Posted:** Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:58 pm

The off-ramp IS what comfest is all about. Music, community, fun and people who actually give a shit about what the festival does and defends its honor on messageboards all fucking day.

Don't spit on the wild young hand connected to your own body you shitheads.

coydog · **Posted:** Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:00 pm

I read that article today around 11am and I have now been pissed off for 4hrs. The bands on that stage play their asses off all year round and make columbus a little more than the douchebag college football town that it mostly is. For these fuckholes to say that they don't contribute enough to Comfest is beyond despicable. Bring on the bluegrass, I'll be at Carabar/Rumba/Treehouse.

groundrules · **Posted:** Thu Jun 24, 2010 3:09 pm

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Chris B. · **Joined:** Tue Mar 25, 2008 4:44 pm **Posts:** 57

Speaking of the off-ramp
The Dead Indians

(formerly Adult Fiction,
formerly Cock Snot Stunners,
featuring former members of Greenlawn Abbey,
SunVoltron, and The Magic Fucknostrils)

6:15 Saturday
Don't be fucking crybabies and come catch
some magic sweat from my balls in your
plastic chalice and drink of my loins so
that YOU can play comfest next year...
I'm at eleven years in a row...
for better or for worse, comfest is always fucking fun.
Love this board at comfest time.

TedFromRustmoth · **Joined:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:26 pm **Posts:** 37

11 years in a row?! Wow! Awesome!

You musta picked up a heckuva lotta post-ComFest trash in your day.

redrabbit · **Joined:** Tue Jan 04, 2005 2:01 pm **Posts:** 5758

TedFromRustmoth · **Joined:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:26 pm **Posts:** 37

Comfest should release a list of "who does and who does not know about the offramp" then! How are we supposed to prioritize and grade the rumors otherwise!!??!etc

thisoneholymedium · **Posted:** Thu Jun 24, 2010 9:45 pm

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thisoneholymedium · **Posted:** Thu Jun 24, 2010 10:44 pm

thought he meant attended

:oops:

TedFromRustmoth · **Joined:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:26 pm **Posts:** 37

I read it to be "played".

We may never know what he meant. Such are the mysteries of life.

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