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 Post subject: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:13 pm 
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Hey, this is Zac from the Washington Beach Bums.

I've lived in and around Washington Beach for a long time, so have my bandmates. we named ourselves such because we appreciate our surroundings and the inspiration they give us no matter how weird or childish. to be honest we even take offense that certain other collectives feel the need to change the colloquial name of the area to something as thoughtless and uncreative as SOHUD.

recently, a band named the Washington beach boys, consisting of Jesse Barr, Happy Chichester and Joey Hebdo, played at rumba. i was not there and can only assume.

if its a joke: i'm glad you had a laugh.
if your serious: fuck right off, we've been doing this for almost a year and our name and what we do is important to us. if you'd like to continue to make jokes about our community or us, or continue to use the name...we are going to have words...and usually after words there is a problem.

let these be the last words on the subject.

i just opened a big can of shit didnt i?
who cares. my point is made.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:30 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:52 pm 
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also, if i catch any of you Spacehog-glasses-wearin' otherfuckers spelling Sandwitch without the 't' (or with it) i am going to come down there and make sriracha slaw out of your 180gm built to spill reissues.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 2:55 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:00 pm 
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What if Deville, Oliphant, & Kirk started a band :?: :?: :?: :oops:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:01 pm 
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szymuzak wrote:
Hey, this is Zac from the Washington Beach Bums.

I've lived in and around Washington Beach for a long time, so have my bandmates. we named ourselves such because we appreciate our surroundings and the inspiration they give us no matter how weird or childish. to be honest we even take offense that certain other collectives feel the need to change the colloquial name of the area to something as thoughtless and uncreative as SOHUD.

recently, a band named the Washington beach boys, consisting of Jesse Barr, Happy Chichester and Joey Hebdo, played at rumba. i was not there and can only assume.

if its a joke: i'm glad you had a laugh.
if your serious: fuck right off, we've been doing this for almost a year and our name and what we do is important to us. if you'd like to continue to make jokes about our community or us, or continue to use the name...we are going to have words...and usually after words there is a problem.

let these be the last words on the subject.

i just opened a big can of shit didnt i?
who cares. my point is made.


no one cares because u r a nobody

dont worry

you can be the go-bots and they can be the transformers

i am sure you got happy quaking in his boots right now. he'll take a break from touring with rjd2 to be really sad and worried

u got 'em on the run now!!!!

so-crud

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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:08 pm 
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dagger dagger.
its been ohhh soo long and ohhh so nice without you.

for the record, i am not a nobody: i am zachary szymusiak. i can assure you of that. its on my birth certificate. what it means to other people is really not my concern.

altho, at least i can man up, say who i am and what i think. it must be nice to not do anything of any construct value and instead just take pot shots behind the mask of the internet.

i appreciate your thoughtless input, and until you come forward and speak your mind from a mouth with a face, i wont even be responding to your posts.

we are all nobodies in our own way, you dagger dagger definitely fall into that category: a nobody.
thank you and please drive thru.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:40 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 3:59 pm 
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this is the time in the thread about washington beach, when i point out that i coined the term washington beach... unless any of the following people are in either of said bands (adam elliot, jared phillips, kevin elliot, doug elliot, jon witzky, wes flexner, daymon, ludsko) then chances are you have no "we did it first rights"... because, well... we did it first.

a long time ago...

in a house on duncan, or an apt on high street behind the dube...

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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:19 pm 
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thank you mr. carney for your contributions to our little neighborhood. everyone is well aware of your claim to its birthright...and i will thank you for it--and remind you, whether you remember or not, that i was there for some of this as well. it has become something bigger than you and your/my friends that you listed. this is my home--i love it--and is exactly why i choose to glorify its unique character in our silly little band.

what i take umbrage with is somebody who doesnt really know/respect the heritage and chooses to mock it. as territorial as you are about the name...i am territorial about what it means.

no disrespect.

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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:45 pm 
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szymuzak wrote:
thank you mr. carney for your contributions to our little neighborhood. everyone is well aware of your claim to its birthright...and i will thank you for it--and remind you, whether you remember or not, that i was there for some of this as well. it has become something bigger than you and your/my friends that you listed. this is my home--i love it--and is exactly why i choose to glorify its unique character in our silly little band.

what i take umbrage with is somebody who doesnt really know/respect the heritage and chooses to mock it. as territorial as you are about the name...i am territorial about what it means.

no disrespect.


he probably doesnt remember you being there because u r a nobody

i listened to your songs on myspace and i would like a refund please

also i started a new band called washington beach dums and i live in dublin so now i am really gonna make you angry and your angr will fuel my desire to bring the fire

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 4:46 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:14 pm 
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tiger yang wrote:
szymuzak wrote:
we even take offense that certain other collectives feel the need to change the colloquial name of the area to something as thoughtless and uncreative as SOHUD.


Psssh. Speak for yourself. I've vowed never to return to Columbus until they officially rename the Short North area the SHONO.

If you'll remember, Columbus is the art capital of the world. You should realize by now that a city doesn't come into its own until urban neighborhoods are rechristened by Realtors with an edgy allure for today's urban frontiersmen: knobby-kneed white men in khakis and man sandals who fall into the marketing segment of wanting a loft in Soho while keeping their exciting jobs at Nationwide.

Here are some names I've personally pitched Columbus city council in the hopes of speeding up what is sure to be an urban redevelopment Phoenix from the ashes: IT-VILO, GER-VILO, FRAN-LO, NOCUPS, SOCUPS, GRANVU, and WOTOWN. Remember, if you name it correctly, they will come. They might even build a Red Lobster.

After our renaming bonanza and aggressive marketing plans are complete, we will commence upon the final stage:
Mayor Coleman will hold a ribbon-cutting ceremony to commemorate the construction of city block after city block of high rise condos that will remains as empty as the commercial space surrounding it, at least until they build another mall to bring the people back. City in the sky my ass, Lando.

Oh, as far as the competing band names thing is concerned ... neither groups have names that are particularly novel or interesting, so perhaps arguing about this is just a big waste of your time?


mr. yang,
allow me to be your ying. i do appreciate your contributions to the urban redeveloping phoenix, your commitment to witty acronyms, and your distaste for the two faced scum, known the universe over as lando. also, i will choose not to disagree with your feelings about our name (although would mention, thats the point--a dumb silly name..but it is ours.), but i will point out that i have nothing but time to waste...otherwise, why would i be in a band called the washington beach bums? although, it is my band, it is our name, and it is our neighborhood (unless someone thinks they can stop me from saying it--call it what you will), therefore i defend it, because my ties are not bound by urban redevelopment, but rather urban appreciation. thank you for your time and i appreciate your input.
sincerely,
mr. ying

p.s.- when was this the art capital of the world? i must not have received the memo.

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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:17 pm 
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christopher lasch wrote:
What if Deville, Oliphant, & Kirk started a band :?: :?: :?: :oops:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:23 pm 
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thisoneholymedium wrote:
christopher lasch wrote:
What if Deville, Oliphant, & Kirk started a band :?: :?: :?: :oops:


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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:24 pm 
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szymuzak wrote:
recently, a band named the Washington beach boys, consisting of Jesse Barr, Happy Chichester and Joey Hebdo, played at rumba. i was not there and can only assume.

Don't at least 2 of these dudes own houses in the beach?

I know for fact that one of them does.

PM me for the address.. In case you want to tp or egg his house or something!

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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 6:59 pm 
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To all bands that use THE word "THE" in their names:

I know my band "THE Self-Important Internet Assclowns" is not THE first band to coin "THE" as being part of THE name, but is a part of THE culture history of rock music in which my band respects and pays homage to, and I don't think THE other "THE" bands are doing it for THE right reasons. Like, THE THE must really die in a fire. If your band uses it in THE wrong spirit (which is to be determined by my self-appointed ass) I will totally have words with you, then kill you in THE face.


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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:02 pm 
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All I'm saying Zach is don't take Jesse Barr on one on one in BBall. Dude is the best ball playing musician in CBus.


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 Post subject: Re: WASHINGTON BEACH BUMS vs. WASHINGTON BEACH BOYS
PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:04 pm 
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Aren't you taking this a little too seriously? After all, imitation is the highest form of flattery, right? :think:

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:07 pm 
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mosescarryout wrote:
All I'm saying Zach is don't take Jesse Barr on one on one in BBall. Dude is the best ball playing musician in CBus.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 7:54 pm 
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mosescarryout wrote:
Dude is the best ball playing musician in CBus.


You're about to get torched and/or crossed up. how's that knee feelin?

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 8:57 pm 
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john of lindsay wrote:
mosescarryout wrote:
Dude is the best ball playing musician in CBus.


You're about to get torched and/or crossed up. how's that knee feelin?


this is a classic confrontation, beach style:


but to answer your question, i feel like willis reed:


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 07, 2010 10:57 pm 
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tiger yang wrote:
If you'll remember, Columbus is the art capital of the world. You should realize by now that a city doesn't come into its own until urban neighborhoods are rechristened by Realtors with an edgy allure for today's urban frontiersmen: knobby-kneed white men in khakis and man sandals who fall into the marketing segment of wanting a loft in Soho while keeping their exciting jobs at Nationwide.

Here are some names I've personally pitched Columbus city council in the hopes of speeding up what is sure to be an urban redevelopment Phoenix from the ashes: IT-VILO, GER-VILO, FRAN-LO, NOCUPS, SOCUPS, GRANVU, and WOTOWN. Remember, if you name it correctly, they will come. They might even build a Red Lobster.


You forgot about the neo-lumberjacks.

I feel like I should pay you for this post.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:04 am 
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dude, stop being a pussy and go kick some ass!
or just get a bunch of your friends to go to a show and throw bottles while they play. actions speak louder than words.


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PostPosted: Tue Jun 08, 2010 9:53 am 
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szymuzak wrote:
the two faced scum, known the universe over as lando


skyuz me?

i resent that.

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