jill ebenezer wrote:
Ok, I was given a greenlight to release this to Donewaiting first. Duffy, where is my $200?
Marshall Barnes will have his time travel machine at Comfest. It is not a hot tub (lawsuit pending, motherfuckers). It is a tanning machine. There are 100 slots for people wanting to travel through time. There is one catch, all participants must have a below average IQ or be an all around asshole (myself not included). The reason for this is so they can (hopefully) Marty McFly themselves and eradicate their persona from history. This will be set up ala suprise reality show where many people are involved in "getting rid of" the assholes. We will snap polaroid pictures of the assholes. Once they are sent to whatever year they want to go to we will then watch their image disappear.
Marshall and Comfest have given you, posters at donewaiting, the opportunity to have first dibs on who "goes" first. He has reserved the first 10 slots for donewaiting nominations exlusively.
If you have any questions for Marshall and what SPF sunscreen you should wear, please direct them toIamnocrackpot@mailgspot.com
I will take the first 10 nominations...now.
I really like this idea, but didn't anyone in the committe consider the "butterfly effect" (named for the most accurate time travel reference of the 3 mentioned so far and everything else ever written)? How do we know that one of those assholes wasn't meant to kill a worse
asshole, or what if one of the oafs manages to destroy the formula for the internet or something?
You should have them take Polaroids of good
things too, so we can tell that they haven't been affected. Problem SOLVED. Can't wait!
Oh crap...What if, whilst in the past, they break the camera that we will be using to take the Polaroids?? Planning festivals is hard.