I wrote a song called "Erroebot" about how it would suck to be a supercomputer like Big Blue if it developed artificial intelligence because it's basically programmed to make mistakes then to go over those mistakes millions of times a second to learn from them. It's like Big Blue is emo or some shit like that.
http://www.myspace.com/donschlotman

It's because I secretly hate computers. or I am one. Whatever.

The one after that is about the time I got eaten by a werewolf. (there wolf!)

All it does is play Chess. I'd say that would get pretty boring.

My larger point is maybe you could look a bit beyond... never mind. Have fun storming the castle and thanks for the compliment.

Let's get back on topic here.

I wanted to write a /indie song. I ended up writing one that was more about s than it was "indie".

You guys got mad at me.

Slowie wrote some lyrics, (see below) and I wrote a song with them.

Now tell me how rad it is that I just did this this afternoon. Billy is the man!


The only the thing worse than a band.
Is hearing your bitching so trite and bland.
When you’re getting antsy for your big shot.
So you can bore us all with retro-rock rot.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.


Girl jeans don’t bother me if the tune is right.
You can smear on make-up if your band is tight.
You pretend that you're above striking a pose.
This isn’t the 70's so shove it up your nose.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

I’m just as fucking lame as any of you.
Old and in the way is what I do.
I’m done looking down on the trends today.
It’s all been done there’s nothing new to say.

Get off my lawn! Stop having fun!
Stop dressing that way! Do it my way, the only way!
I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

It's a super group of Billy, and only Billy.

Please credit me as Army Of Larry or Lawrence E. Smith if you could. Slowmoriot is the name of a band long since defunct.

I'm not listening to yours until I record mine because I don't want it to influence my version.

You are the second person to do this with words I wrote. Cool.

Look at what this thread has produced: two songs, a poem, anger and some laughs. I haven't miscalculated anything.

In the scope of the entire world there are a few things that really piss me off.

1. Pizza flavoring.
2. Tenacious D
3. Christian Black Metal
4. People who try too hard
5. People whose skin is super pasty and looks wet or slimy.
6. Josh Harnett

I'd file your "song" under #2 and #4 and maybe #6 for good measure. Sorry bro.

I'm sorry I piss you off, hip-ster. I use the internet as inspiration for my songs. That's what I do. You are in a special position in that you are able to see it happen on the internet and come see it live! You should embrace me.

To this board, I am an unknown quantity. Try as you might, you don't know how to describe me, or what I am at all. I am real. This is really happening, and these songs will be played live. The band already knows "OMG", and are excited about future songs fro
this forum. I'm thinking of making the Friendship Farm the "featured forum" on the next album, "Cool as Hell".

Billy is my hero

this is turning in to an all star dw thread

are we in 2007?

Sam's too old to be in his underwear.

You can't touch chris b.

Who is Chris B.?