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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:49 am 
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Billy Cool and the Whips, bitch

I just kinda realized that your band name is like Cool Whip. Like non-dairy topping, bitch.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:15 am 
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BillyCool wrote:
Are there any essential components to an indie song? I'm thinking only strum(flog) the guitar, no solos. Try to be ironic and underenthused. Lot's of 8th notes and little sycopation. The bass line should be able to be taught to a monkey. Am I missing anything?

Also, I kind of want to make this an ode to our city and encourage other bands to cover it, so any lyrical ideas would be appreciated. Hopefully, with you help, I can knock this out tonight!


Bass line? Bass line? Are you fu#$ing kidding me? It's 2010. You fire your bass player and name your band Black Deer Antler Bear Wolf Ghost Children. Give me a fu#$ing break. You sample Dennis Hopper at the intro and close out with Bobby Knight. You do not mention your hometown in your song. That's just gay. You put out a song with Columbus in it and I'm fu#$ing outta here. I'm sick and fu#$ing tired of being 8 and 12! I'll make you play 'til you can't eat supper- waste my fu#$ing time...You wanna get on stage and not emote? I'll pull the fu#$ing plug and send you back to Whitehall.

As for irony you're only about a century fu#$ing late.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:00 am 
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Tristannus wrote:
BillyCool wrote:
Indie song completed.


OMG

I like to get crazy
but not too crazy (I don't want to get too crazy or anything)
I wanna be misunderstood
but I don't want to be misunderstood

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, OMG, OMG!

I don't comb my hair
'cause I could give a shit less (I could give a shit less)
I don't care that my pants are too fucking tight
I got the muffin top

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, OMG, OMG!

I get caught up in emotions that I keep to myself
But I don't really care
I wanna let it all go
I want to let it go
(except my Mac and these Muse tickets and these jeans)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, OMG, OMG!


Yeah yeah yeah yeah

You suck.

You're like a shitty ESPN blog writer who makes fun of blog writers. Fuck off.


Why all of the anger? Do you write a blog, or do you just have muffin top?

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:39 am 
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Your parody is outdated and makes you look dumber than the shit you make fun of.

I have a muffin top, but I wear baggy jeans. I am fat, not a hipster. I also don't hate you. Just that song.

Fuck this boring shit, I'm going to go listen to Black Metal and break stuff in the name of Odin.


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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:55 am 
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slowmoriot wrote:
Your parody is outdated and makes you look dumber than the shit you make fun of.

I have a muffin top, but I wear baggy jeans. I am fat, not a hipster. I also don't hate you. Just that song.

Fuck this boring shit, I'm going to go listen to Black Metal and break stuff in the name of Odin.


I wish it was outdated, cause I'm tired of sitting through that crap.

Breaking shit before noon is metal as fuck!

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:58 am 
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BillyCool wrote:
slowmoriot wrote:
Your parody is outdated and makes you look dumber than the shit you make fun of.

I have a muffin top, but I wear baggy jeans. I am fat, not a hipster. I also don't hate you. Just that song.

Fuck this boring shit, I'm going to go listen to Black Metal and break stuff in the name of Odin.


I wish it was outdated, cause I'm tired of sitting through that crap.

Breaking shit before noon is metal as fuck!


sitting through what?

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:02 pm 
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Indie bands who perform like they have somewhere else they'd rather be.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:06 pm 
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I've fortunately never had to sit through any band that I thought sucked. Was this some sort of "Saw" scenario?

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:09 pm 
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I didn't see that movie, so I couldn't say.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:14 pm 
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Bo Davis wrote:
I've fortunately never had to sit through any band that I thought sucked. Was this some sort of "Saw" scenario?


zing

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:27 pm 
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BillyCool wrote:
slowmoriot wrote:
Your parody is outdated and makes you look dumber than the shit you make fun of.

I have a muffin top, but I wear baggy jeans. I am fat, not a hipster. I also don't hate you. Just that song.

Fuck this boring shit, I'm going to go listen to Black Metal and break stuff in the name of Odin.


I wish it was outdated, cause I'm tired of sitting through that crap.

Breaking shit before noon is metal as fuck!


Yeah. I have subverted the system by breaking a random flower pot! That will teach them to try to hold me back from living my Pagan lifestyle. Now I wait in frozen sorrow in the forest of my fathers, and await the war.


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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 7:11 pm 
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I thought you guys liked indie rock? :?: I wrote "OMG" so you guys would like me, but I guessed I missed the mark. What kind of songs do you like?

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:03 pm 
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You're not the first person in Columbus who confused white funk with indie rock.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 8:08 pm 
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do your band members know you're doing this crap


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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 10:33 pm 
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thisoneholymedium wrote:
do your band members know you're doing this crap

Have you heard any of my other songs? Trust me, they know what to expect from me. I'm actually at rehearsal right now, and I just taught them the song. They like it!

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 8:17 am 
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BillyCool wrote:
I thought you guys liked indie rock? :?: I wrote "OMG" so you guys would like me, but I guessed I missed the mark. What kind of songs do you like?

I like all kinds of music. Black Metal, Orange Metal, Progressive Metal, Jazz Metal, Speed Metal, Death Metal, Stoner Rock(aka ripping off early Black Sabbath Metal), Thrash Metal and just plain old METAL.

That and early ABBA before they sold out.


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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:24 am 
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jill ebenezer wrote:
More importantly, are Muse considered a hipster band? I mean, touring with My Chemical Romance seems kinda ummmm middle school goth. Or suburbanite without the internet and a cell phone.

Right?

I mean, Muse has all this weird shit going on in their songs, plus they're puppets of the Illuminati*. I mean, if you're going to pick an "indie" band to make fun of, at least pick one like The Strokes or White Stripes or something slightly relevant, despite neither of them being very Indie.

The misguided frustration is funnier than the comedy so far. As for sitting through bands which suck/look bored ("Saw"...ahahaha...), here's a hint: go outside and chat someone up. WTF?


* This here's some funny shit.
http://pseudoccultmedia.blogspot.com/20 ... -muse.html

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:55 am 
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Sitting through lame bands at gigs while you wait to "BRING IT" knows no style or genre. Lame bands are everywhere. Hipster bands suck too, big whoop.


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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:23 am 
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I wrote a song about you writing a song about indie/C-bus rock.

Don't have it recorded yet, but here are the words.

"The only the thing worse than a hipster band.
Is hearing your bitching so trite and bland.
When you’re getting antsy for your big shot.
So you can bore us all with retro-rock rot.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

Girl jeans don’t bother me if the tune is right.
You can smear on make-up if your band is tight.
You pretend that you're above striking a pose.
This isn’t the 70's so shove it up your nose.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

I’m just as fucking lame as any of you.
Old and in the way is what I do.
I’m done looking down on the trends today.
It’s all been done there’s nothing new to say.

Get off my lawn! Stop having fun!
Stop dressing that way! Do it my way, the only way!
I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn."


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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:10 am 
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Great lyrics, slomoriot! Are you really going to make it a song?

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:14 am 
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BillyCool wrote:
Great lyrics, slomoriot! Are you really going to make it a song?

Yes. Most likely a ukulele/vocal thing, ON TRUCKER SPEED!

And I like that you can take a good ribbing. Better than I can most of the time. I get really defensive sometimes, but I'm working on not taking myself too seriously.

Now buzz off fucker!


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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:38 pm 
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wow, the indie rockers here are really taking offense to Billy and the Whips song.

http://billswadleyblog.beyond8ball.com/ ... 2/beck.jpg

William played the song well and sang it just fine.

I'm sure we all can agree that everyone here is just as frustrated as everyone else that everyone else's band sucks just as much as yours -- and that burns deep inside you, building into rage. You walked down the street in a panic, panicking.

And then you realize "Hey man, my shit's tight, yo."

And then Bob Newhart comes on.


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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:33 pm 
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Are there actual indie rockers in this town?

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:49 pm 
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Hey Slowie, did you write that song yet? I did.



The only the thing worse than a band.
Is hearing your bitching so trite and bland.
When you’re getting antsy for your big shot.
So you can bore us all with retro-rock rot.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

Girl jeans don’t bother me if the tune is right.
You can smear on make-up if your band is tight.
You pretend that you're above striking a pose.
This isn’t the 70's so shove it up your nose.

I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

I’m just as fucking lame as any of you.
Old and in the way is what I do.
I’m done looking down on the trends today.
It’s all been done there’s nothing new to say.

Get off my lawn! Stop having fun!
Stop dressing that way! Do it my way, the only way!
I’d buy you a mirror if I gave a damn.

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 Post subject: Re: I want to write an indie song, maybe about C-Bus
PostPosted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 3:02 pm 
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Bo Davis wrote:
Are there actual indie rockers in this town?


joel oliphant :oops: :oops: :oops: :lie: :lie: :lie:

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