As BastardSuperstar pointed out. No real apology. Lets review. An apology goes something like this usually.
I did _____ wrong. I admit it. I can see how you might have been hurt/offended. I apologise.
Instead we get...
Im ben and I play around town. (the son
of the person who wrote the email)
The email is nothing to be offended by it is simply an invitation to play at a place that has been helping the arts for three years now. we have all donated
You have no right to be offended. (because I am important)
The email didn't mean what it actually said.
I/we are important.
3 more paragraphs of I/we are important so you should ignore what the email actually said.
i assume most of you know nothing of what goes on at our venue and are taking the email the wrong way.
It's your fault you are taking the email at face value, Again it really didn't mean what it says. (but wait, it was sent to me, presuming we already played there before so How
can that be?)
we admit our mistake, but really we're just trying to be helpful here no offence was meant on our part. anyone who has dealt with us can tell you our heart's in the right place. so you got it off your chests but no need to smear our family business any further,Almost
an apology, we didn't mean to offend you by....
Offering to evaluate you for comfest(at no charge) IF you.
Play our venue, bring your friends to spend their money, and donate your half to the house.
And are you really authorised to make such an offer, seems not according to RR.
Oh and stop smearing
Generally I think of a smear
as something untrue.
Oh, and btw please stop pointing out what my dad did. He hasn't apologised but just forget about it (because as I mentioned earlier, it really isn't our fault, its yours for believing what it said, did I mention important.)
Oh, and if you have any complaints about EY don't mention those either. (wouldn't want to smear
And for the newest sock puppet, I don't pretend that us not playing will make a hill of beans difference. Perhaps a few less dollars from me personally, but you guys are clearly flush so a few bucks lost to Starbucks is no big deal. But other bands changing their mind might.
Taunt me a second time and I might just be motivated enough to start making some calls.