Slow Motion Riot's final gig is this Friday at the High Beck Tavern. We start at 10 and we'll be playing the whole night through. So get your post com-fest ass down there and heckle us into oblivion.

Slow Motion Riot says goodbye tonight.
The jams we be kickin' will be nice and tight.
Old school blues rock, rockin' your jock.
Chad Painter don't like us because he's a cock.

S to the M to the muthafuckin R.
Bass and drums with a funky guitar.
So make your way to High and Beck.
We'll rock your sox and give much respect.

No I don't rap for a god damn livin',
and I never ever claimed to be Bob Dylan.
But when I get onstage I'm having fun.
and the whole bar is rocked by the time I'm done.

So all you com-fest people come out of the park.
We'll wrap it up good when it's after dark.
This is our last show, so we hope you'll go.
Lot's of music for next to no dough.


Tonight at ten, Biatches!