[COLS, O] Suckmaster's Gait

Kelly T@ylor · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2004 11:27 am

Hey y'all, I don't know which is better, Vince Neil, Vanilla Ice or DJ HOLLA!!! HOLLAAAAA!

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THURSDAY:
Ludlows brings your Dallas Moore and his modern outlaw country music.
Brewmasters is set up for your dancing all night long to tunes spun by DJ HOLLA.
Doors open at 5.
NO COVER all night long.

FRIDAY:
Brewmasters is happy to bring you Vince Neil of Motley Crue and the opening band Posin.
Lunlows has two musicians from down under – Matt and Pauly Zarb.
NO COVER from 5-7

SATURDAY:
Brewmasters features Parrotthedd a solute to Jimmy Buffett.
Doors open at 8.

If the music doesn’t do it for you, stop in and enjoy some of the best drinks specials in Columbus and the lowest prices on imports. Ask one of our talented bar tenders to poor you one or make you something special. So enjoy BETTER DRINKING for LESS at THE GATE.

THE GATE Entertainment Complex also offers you The Green Room. The Green Room is a classy somke-free club where you can listen to hot music and mingle with even hotter people. Be sure to dress to impress, because there is an enforced dress code.

Coming soon:

May 28th – SUPA DJ Dmitry from DeeLite
June 4th – Kentucky Headhunters
June 18th - MTVs DJ Skribble
July 2nd – Vanilla Ice
July 9th – Marshall Tucker

Look to http://www.228GATE.com for concert updates and ticket information.

Be sure to play GATE WARS, more information is available at http://www.228GATE.com.

Hope to see everyone out,
Chad

Gonzo · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:34 am **Posts:** 1616

Kelly, please please tell me you just cut and pasted that.

We be "Posin"

I don't know if those are typos going on er what, but it's funny as fuck

Atomic Ned · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2004 11:38 am

OH.MY.GOD.BEST.SUMMER.CONCERT.LINE.UP.EVER.

Ladies and gentlemen, you will find me living in a tent this summer at Brewmaster's Gate. I can't BELIEVE Vince Neil and Vanilla Ice are both playing there -- it's like a SURREAL LIFE episode. When is Emmanual Lewis going to make an appearance?

Kelly T@ylor · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2004 11:45 am

Gonzo wrote:

Kelly, please please tell me you just cut and pasted that.

We be "Posin"

I don't know if those are typos going on er what, but it's funny as fuck

Not only did I paste that, I pasted it from an email sent by ErroneousNix.

Chip, get on the search engine and tell us all about "Posin". Poss in? Or Pose'n? Either way....laughable.

EDIT: Oh, okay, here we go: http://www.posinweb.com/
Dude...if CC Deville is gonna be there, I may have to attend. I love old bleached out Jewish women. "It was tha house a hooahs....an den it became tha a haaraahs."

Atomic Ned · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2004 1:06 pm

Oh no!!!! What to do???? Stepford Five release party or Posin???? I HATE having to make decisions like this. But, I'll take Jon Chinn over Vince Neil so I guess that settles things.

Kelly T@ylor · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2004 1:12 pm

Me too.

groundrules · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2004 1:21 pm

Chip wrote:

But, I'll take Jon Chinn over Vince Neil so I guess that settles things.

Only if Chinn is wearing spandex pants.

Kelly T@ylor · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2004 1:33 pm

Like Hell

Gonzo · **Joined:** Tue Feb 10, 2004 10:34 am **Posts:** 1616

I'm sure the Vince Neil crowd will be "dressed to impress" so they can enjoy the even hotter people in the Green Lounge.

And Kelly, I have a blond wig if Jon wants to borrow it.

Kelly T@ylor · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2004 3:22 pm

Gonzo wrote:

And Kelly, I have a blond wig if Jon wants to borrow it.

I'd like to borrow your mullet wig. Just for fun. I'm totally serious.

quagmire · **Posted:** Thu May 20, 2004 3:24 pm

Kelly T@ylor wrote:

Me too.

DAMN IT!!!!! :wink:

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