"awndaceenenondafoneaahhlettucesay" - opening lyrics to pearl jam's yellow led better

"i wanna chow mein with you" - jammin' by bob marley

what are yours?

"wrapped up like a douche" has got to be my favorite. that's obviously what he's REALLY saying.

"i'll never be your pizza burning" is a good one, too.

Mondegreens, they're called. i wrote about this not too long ago in Bridges & Tunnels. i find it pretty fascinating. communication and miscommunication and understanding and misunderstanding. whoa, that shit blows my mind. alright.