The Worst 5 Songs of All Time

thefiercelime · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:44 am

Process of elimination, there are.........THE WORST 5 SONGS OF ALL TIME....and someone is listening to them, right now!

OH, NO!

It's impossible to determine, of course. These 4 songs make the cut, for me, though:

"Sister Christian", Night Ranger

"I've Never Been to Me", Charlene

"Sometimes When We Touch", Dan Hill

"We Built This City", Jefferson Starship

What's worse?

thisoneholymedium · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 10:14 am

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0011NK9O2?tag ... 9AF0MBS7C&

think this covers it

Adam Smith · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 11:12 am

bob seger - turn the page
the who - the seeker
judee sill - jesus was a cross maker
that new kid rock song that sounds like werewolves of london
depeche mode - blasphemous rumors

Vulture · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:38 pm

That Bryan Adams ballad from the Robin Hood movie with Kevin Costner...

61 · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 1:46 pm

unpossibles · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:00 pm

DJ Sleepy · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:28 pm

I nominate:

thefiercelime · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 2:50 pm

underspecialization · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:11 pm

Ya'll don't know what you're talking about..Bob Seger is Great! All his songs are about LIFE, man..

underspecialization · **Posted:** Sat Apr 10, 2010 3:33 pm

john also · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:08 am

the new icp makes the cut

DollarLamp · **Joined:** Wed Mar 03, 2004 1:20 am **Posts:** 607

bob seger's fuckin' awesome.

i'd nominate
steve miller band - "the joker"
beach boys - "kokomo"

unpossibles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 10:25 am

john of lindsay · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:11 pm

"the joker" is a stone cold groove.

not sure about five, but my least favorite song of all time is definitely "all right now" by free. also notable for containing my least favorite line in any song, ie "let's move before they raise the parking rates". ?????????????

Bennett · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:14 pm

don henley: "dirty laundry" and/or "all she wants to do is dance"
harvey danger: "flagpole sitta"

worst 2 songs ever

unpossibles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:32 pm

Vulture · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:35 pm

How anyone can actually defend classic rock is beyond me. Seger blows, Steve Miller swallows.

john of lindsay · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:39 pm

classic rock is a pretty broad umbrella.
you don't like thin lizzy?

unpossibles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:48 pm

Adam Smith · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:54 pm

DeVille · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 12:55 pm

unpossibles · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:13 pm

Vulture · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:17 pm

Just because I like Thin Lizzy or ACDC doesnt mean I like classic rock. I look at it the other way, that Thin Lizzy and ACDC are half classic rock, half punk, and therefore acceptable.

DeVille · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:21 pm

underspecialization · **Posted:** Mon Apr 12, 2010 1:34 pm

Please don't..A nice round rant will do just fine..

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