If you aren't The Black Bearwolf Antler Kids, Pitchfork is reviewing your record without even listening to it, most likely. They'll just read your non-animal song titles and compare you to yesterday's Blue Jesus Buffalo Fish bands. I figure their editor is about 13 or 14 years old, by now. We're going to go skateboarding, next week. How much someone digs Pitchfork is probably a good measure of whether or not you want to hang out and listen to their crappy record recollection. For all of their attitude, they seem to hype a lot of lame-ass trendy sh$%. They give me bad vibes.
Avett Brothers are great. Fleet Foxes are snoozers. I bet Pitchfork loves them.
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