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From one of my favorite sites, "The Onion", from my favorite section - "What do you think"



I love this one:


Last week, Bush became the first Republican president to be re-elected with House and Senate majorities since 1924. What do you think?

Sam Howell
Credit Checker
"What's so bad about this? Could some Democrat explain it to me in under an hour, without starting to scream or cry?

I liked this one:

Liberals Return to Sodomy, Welfare Fraud

BERKELEY, CA—No longer occupied by the 2004 election, liberals across the country have returned to the activities they enjoy most: anal sex and cheating the welfare system. "I've been so busy canvassing for the Democratic Party, I haven't had a single moment for suckling at the government's teat or no-holds-barred ass ramming," said Jason Carvelli, an unemployed pro-hemp activist. "Now, my friends and I can finally get back to warming our hands over burning American flags and turning kids gay." Carvelli added that his "number-one priority" is undermining the efforts of freedom-loving patriots everywhere.