COULD IT BE YOU???????????????

Probably not, I'm barely literate...are UWeekly, 614, or Melt in the market?

I would like to officially announce that I am not applying.

I'm on it. Heavy schedule this year though, I'm building an arena for Comfest similar to the Philadelphia sports complex but it is one arena per stage. Duffy, your donewaiting check bounced soooo right now the arena is called Mad Mex Thunderdome. The other arenas are Solar Condom Pit, Cloak and Dagger Theatre of Pain, and Outlands New New Location. Not to mention, I'm opening my Juggalo school in Grove City. Fox is filming a reality show about it. Stacking paper 2010. So much paper that I plan to buy columbussucks whatever and turning into an internet version of old old town east...someplace that no one really wants to visit.

Does the Arts Editor get to fire everyone that works there?

You mean Philtoober is going to finally get his fair shot?

i don't get this thread.

is it a joke?

is it another rip on the alive?

can i find this posting on monster.com?

can i become the editor and take the art in the direction of collages feat. ALF and Batman bin Suparman?

tune in next week, same bat-time, same bat-channel?

Yo Deville, please tell your boss not to call my reefer-ences. I misunderstood that part. Those are my dope dealing friends.

Also, please change the reason I left Wendy's from "I was caught stealing buns but that's a buncha bullshit" to "I became too powerful and good at my job. The retards I worked with were threatened by my microwaving abilities." Thanks in advance.

I bombed that interview. I kept bringing up the idea that I wanted to write about more kvlt things then they told me that the staff already belonged to a cult! Their cult was opposed to my kvlt. Whoops!