Here is a taste from part one of five...

After you arrived you turned off your car and headed upstairs. You unlocked your front door and whent inside and after the following, you shuted you're door. You whent into you're bedroom and changed into some dark blue hippugger bellbottom jeans and you're black long sleeve Danzig T-Shirt. Along with you're Danzig sweat shirt. You putted on you're black leather belt and you put on you're danzig belt buckle. You changed you're shoes and put on you're combat boots. You looked at the clock and it was 5:45Pm and the show starts 6:00Pm. You grabbed you're keys and headed out the door.
Sorry i must leave you here. Stay tuned!!

This bit is from part 5 and stars Bam Margera...

The kiss got deeper, He slid his tounge in you're mouth and his tounge danced ontop of yours, You moaned. You could feel glenn smile accross you're lips. He picked you up bridal style and carried you over to the bed. Glenn kissed you're chest and went up to kiss you're lips. He nibbled a little bit on you're bottom lip, which drove you wild. He went down and kissed you're neck, He licked and sucked on it, "Mmmm..."You moaned. Hewas nowsliding his hand slowly up you're shirt, He came accross you're bra and cupped you're right breast. "Hmmm..."You moaned. He smiled.
"YOU GUYS, PIZZAS HERE!!!"Bam yelled at the bottom of the staires.
"God Damn it!!"Glenn said aggravated because he ruined the moment.
"It's ok, we'll finish it up later."You said with a sexy grin.

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my vision went all blurry and i just actually got physically ill from all the you'res

The Jerry Only fan fiction is even worse.