i am totally fine being known as "a weiner in every mouth girl."
just fyi.

Abstraction, thanks for doing this. I reread all the nominations and had many legitimate LOLs.

2009 was truly the year of the wiener.

Ahhh, the lovely little numbers have started to fluctuate. I can't wait to see which candidates will get Nadered, or whether the eventual winner will get Kanyed.

Ya'lls gotta kick it up a notch:

http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4890992

what about post of the decade?

Or Poster of the Year/decade?

with that being said I vote for:


Jill Ebenezer(decade).

&

christopher lasch(year).


I believe the reasons to be obvious.

tho not a D.W. post, here is a fine example of Mr. Ebenezer's work:

(and i quote)

From:jill ebenezer <dogsthatwearcondoms@hotmail.com>
Sent: Thursday, August 25, 2005 12:47 PM
To: theunitedsnakes@hotmail.com
Subject: This pussy is afraid of n***** cooooooccckk

"Attn: all
Effective: Immediately

For two weeks now I have been selling extacy in your club.

I have occasionally been slipping it into drinks of unsuspecting patrons.

you may have a problem with my actions but I too have a problem with yours.

I was planning on selling extacy at the Sunburned hands of Man show but someone,some limp dicked faggot, some dipshit with a cleft tit listed the show on the wrong date. It was even in the Alive as a featured show on the wrong date! So Friday, after the show, I found out I missed the motherload aka the motherfucking payday. What is anentrepreneur to do? Go to the Growing show and sell that shit! Welllll here is the problem, what the fuck day is it on. i have seen your great looking ad in the alive that says thursday the 25th growing is playing. well everywhere else it is advertised as them playing friday. So my question to you mr booker t, mr I don't own a calander for 2005, mr you get my fucking drift, when is this show?

eat a dick,
jill."


now as for Mrs. christopher lasch
i believe this poster my be single handedly re-inventing the chat room.

here is D.W.'s choice:
HOW I MADE IT IN THE MUSIC BUSINESS

• GO TO PRIVATE ART SCHOOL

• THROW HOUSE SHOWS

• PARTY WITH BANDS THAT COME THROUGH TOWN

• FUCK GIRLS OUTSIDE OF THE SCENE. {U CAN DO WHATEVER U WANT TO THEM AND NO ONE WILL EVER FIND OUT, PLUS U GET TO FUCK GIRLS WITH BLONDE HAIR & BLUE EYES NOT GIRLS WITH RATTY BLACK HAIR & CRAPPY THRIFT STORE CLOTHES}

• PUT OUT A HIT SINGLE

• PLAY SHOWS IN IMPORTANT CITIES

• CONVINCE YOUR RECORD LABEL TO START A LIMITED EDITION SINGLES CLUB & PUT OUT ANOTHER {LIMITED EDITION} HIT SINGLE

once again:

no doubt, that ebenezer cat is on a different level

The funny thing about all that extacy is that I sold a coat off my back to a bum. I had forgotten all the extacy was in it. Then the bum was arrested while wearing it. Whoops.

Oh, and THERE ARE LESS THAN 24 HOURS LEFT TO VOTE

ROCK THE VOTE

THE HIGHBENS HAVE SPOKEN

SCORE ANOTHER ONE FOR THE MOUNTIES (where did this little guy come from?)

Anyhow, the poll's closed, and christopher lasch is the official winner, which means I had to scrap all of my "wiener" material (it's one letter away from "winner," for eff-sakes; now what am I supposed to do?).

Does he get one of the captions for his avatar? I really should've thought this through.

Well, for one day only he is able to read everyone's private messages.

Congrats Christopher!






(not true)

Failing that, here's an honorary avatar: